Saturday, October 29, 2011

Put That Away Please



Tongues are wagging, flapping, clicking and flicking around the Funny Farm - it is what boys do to get the attention of their fair ladies.


O.K. guys I may love you but not in that way!!! Ozzie (the dark faced boy) I think is doing it more to tell me that he really is not that fond of me. However, Sherlock does love me to pieces but as his Mommy not girlfriend. He gives me the tongue because he wants my hand to lick or better yet for me to sit down and let him sit in my lap even when he weights a good 180 pounds. Not happening, especially in the snow..


I wish I could say that these adorable pink tongues are the only things flapping in the wind but just a couple minutes here and you will soon know that other parts of these handsome boys are being displayed at every chance they get. You would think with this cold weather they would keep things tucked inside but again their need to be seen and admired far out ways the need to keep those tender parts inside where it is nice and warm...


You might think - They are just Animals - what do you expect? Really? Have you been downtown in any place where men wish to show off how tough they are by not wearing a coat as the temp outside is freezing. With their shirts too tight or their pants hanging down around their butts unable to walk without doing the duck waddle. Or have you seen those girls trying to walk on a ice covered sidewalk with a short skirt on and high heels or worse yet high heeled boots? Well, at least my guys have a nice heavy coat on, they are sure footed no matter how much ice is on the ground and the most important part of this of all is, soon their need to display will be over and all those tender pink things will be back where they belong. Too Bad that wont be the case for those city folks... Here is another difference with my Smart, Handsome Boys - they are not so stupid as to stick their tongues on anything metal - not so true about Humans...

5 comments:

Sheri said...

Grace I just had to giggle over this. "Isn't it just like a man?" - well, they say two heads are better than one but unfortunately they can only use one at a time....(grins and giggles) Two or four legs, natural instinct trumps sense every time!

Ngo Family Farm said...

Grace, you crack me up. It's funny because it's true! ;-)

Jane said...

HA!!!!! And dont you think for one minute the human males would walk around like that if they could get away with it.

Candy C. said...

Funny, funny!! :)

larkspur funny farm said...

Ladies it is a fact that men of any species think with their little fellow first, but I guess that was the way the universe decided to make them.

Now as for the girls they have spent the day with their butts facing the fence trying to get the boys in trouble - so which is worse???