You Are Expecting the Easter Bunny?

What is with this Easter Bunny Guy?? All the fuss, all the air time - don't you know I can carry a ton more then he can - hundreds of pounds of chocolate at one time. I can run as fast as a horse so no delay on getting you what you want. I don't leave poop everywhere - I put it in a nice neat pile. I also can keep people, animals or those sticky finger kids away from your stash of sweet treats. Last but MOST Important - I give tender air kisses and rub my head on your shoulder when life is way too hard... WAY BETTER THEN A BUNNY